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Total Medals Earned: 4 (From 2 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 20 Points

WaxOware

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/445 points)

Badge of Compassion 5 Points

You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.

Badge of Loss 5 Points

Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.

Badge of Viscousness 5 Points

For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.

Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points

For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?

Badge of Gullibility 5 Points

You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.

Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points

The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.

Badge of Patience 5 Points

You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.

Badge of Time Gone 5 Points

Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.

Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points

To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.

Badge of Normality 25 Points

Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.

Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points

Reach level 2 in Arcade mode

Badge of Love 50 Points

Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.

Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points

Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).

Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points

Reach level 3 in Arcade mode

Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points

Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Witch Hunt

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

First Blood! 5 Points

You killed Gobu! You bastard!

Arcanist 5 Points

Get all Arcane Spells

Arcanoob 5 Points

Get your first Arcane Spell

Chill! 5 Points

Freeze 500 enemies

Cold Gravity 5 Points

Look, up in the sky!

Crispy! 5 Points

Burn 500 enemies

Defeated King Gobu 5 Points

Gobuuuu

Defeated the Bonelord 5 Points

Bag o' bones

Deflect 5 Points

Destroy 100 enemy projectiles

Executioner! 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Have 1,000 Gold 5 Points

in cold cash

Have 100 Gold 5 Points

in cold cash.

Interception! 5 Points

Destroy 500 enemy projectiles

King Slayer! 5 Points

Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal

Rune Master 5 Points

Upgrade all your runes

Sapiosexual 5 Points

Get all of Lucrea's skills

Stunning! 5 Points

Stun 500 enemies

Have 10,000 Gold 10 Points

in cold cash

I need a bigger closet! 10 Points

Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal

Slaughterer! 10 Points

Slay a thousand

Talzarus the Azure 10 Points

Finish the game

Dragon Slayer! 25 Points

Kill a hundred dragons

Have 100,000 Gold 25 Points

in cold cash

Rekt Greedling! 25 Points

Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal

Have One Million Gold 50 Points

in cold seven digits

Rune God 50 Points

Oh my god... You broke the game.

Vanquisher! 50 Points

Slay 10k

Trophy Collector 100 Points

This makes you awesome.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!